6 SWIMMERS · 1 EGG · ZERO DIGNITY

WHO WILL COME FIRST?

Back a tiny legend. Watch him wiggle. Regret everything.

WELCOME TO THE WORLD'S MOST FERTILE SPORTSBOOK

READY TO RELEASE?

Odds-weighted races, ridiculous swimmers, optional side bets, and 1,000 completely fake credits.

HOUSE RULES · READ BEFORE RELEASE

BACK A MAIN SWIMMER

Choose who comes first. Displayed odds directly weight the random winner draw.

ADD A SIDE BET

Optional top-three, last-place, or comeback bets ride alongside your main ticket in the same race.

RELEASE THE LOAD

Every race finishes in under ten seconds with a full-speed sprint all the way to the egg.

LIVE FROM THE TIP

Betting is open. Pick who comes first — for once, it could be you.